by Archie Thomas, Corvallis
Using my power as commander in chief of the Montana National Guard, I declare relief for the Montana housing shortage by sending 10 guardsmen to the Mexican border. My housing task force will provide their vacated homes for the homeless by lottery during their one month deployment. Showing my strong leadership skills I am asking for volunteers rather than commanding participation as I’ve found unnecessary property tax commands generate county government outcries.
Guardsmen will be outfitted with special fitted pocket uniforms to hold SB 42 to enable spiriting this bill into the backpacks of captured illegal immigrants. Tax money lost to Montana county coffers and public lands from SB 42 will be used to improve the state fishing access by my Bozeman home. Montanans will be so impressed and distracted by this monumental show of military force, they will welcome my future gift and forever tax burden of my new Helena mansion.
Your god loving, stand up for my rights, Greg Gianforte, Commander in Chief.
Clark P Lee says
I sure hope we can replace this terd with someone without a criminal record