By Archie Thomas & Merry Schrumpf, Corvallis
The majority of Montanans had the common sense to return Jon Tester to the senate. Good for us.
All Montanans sleep safer tonight knowing 5000 troops are on our southern border ready for the terrorist caravan’s arrival in 60 days. Montanans bask in the glory of four presidential visits. As patriotic Montanans we look forward to paying the thousands of dollars per day for the deployed troops and our dollar portion of the presidential visits. Contentment settles over the “Big Sky” as we realize we will not have to pay for any of this as soon as we receive our “middle class” Trump tax cuts.
This is from two optimistic, well rested, content and delusional Montana taxpayers and we approve this message.