Human nature is closing in on some certain doings of Mr. Frump and associates in 2016. Closing in like four teeth of a huge vise chuck grip. Squeezing in. Clamping down on doings of Frump and associates in 2016.
Subpoenas and indictments may be in the works.
However, Mr. Jaded Kushion and Dr. Zen Parsons have anticipated such and have a most perfect solution to remove Frump from elements of the big four way squeeze.
But first off, let’s look at the four big teeth that are tightening, tightening.
And let’s always remember what Russian President Putin is long term working for. Americans working to weaken NATO. Americans working to remove or waive economic sanctions, then allow Russia to produce and sell more crude oil and natural gas.
In March 2016, British and German intelligence listened in while certain Russians plotted to meddle in the USA Federal Election. The FBI was alerted and acted on FISA warrants in mid summer. Taped conversations were listened to. Four months later the FBI acted on a FISA warrant to look at Putin/Oligarch/Russian Mafia rubles into The Bank of Cyprus. And USD out to certain Frump agents of special interest. The Bank of Cyprus is in part a high volume money laundromat for Putin buddies. (Of course, the USA Commerce Secretary was recently a vice chair of the Bank of Cyprus. Where his investment equity group owned an 18%, .4 billion USD interest. Where Russian interests reportedly banked some 8.5 to 37 billion USD equivalent in deposits.)
The US House Special Intelligence Committee (HSIC) is right now studying recently obtained fresh information from 2016 Russian to American money laundering through that Cyprus bank. And studying without anymore attempted Soviet style sabotage, now that Chairman Devil Nimcampoop has had to recuse himself from the House investigation. And further disgraced himself, and Team Frump, with phoney baloney Sally Yates distraction nonsense. In Frump’s #2 failed attempt at trying to sabotage the HSIC.
Now comes town hall pressure direct from the American public. “How many White House spies must there be before you, Mr. Representative, stand and support the investigations into certain Russian agents and certain Frump agents in 2016?” Well established Grubber Northqwest warns the GOP to fix things soon. Or the GOP could lose the House in 2018 when 100 seats are up for election. Maybe lose the Senate in 2020. Fix things soon, or become the GOOP Party. The Grand Old Oligarch Party.
Right now comes pressure from the New York AG who busted Frump University. Pressure to force open how New York crime racket money was channeled into Frump and associates. Pressure also to force open New York conduits where rubles streamed downline to past held casinos of Frump and associates.
Now begins a story composed of nothing but imaginations.
Two months ago, Frump’s daughter Ivaness told Dr. Zen Parsons to pay a house visit. And bring his attenuator brain scanner. And sure enough Dr. Parsons discovered that not only had Frump been tapped. But also zapped by EMF beams directed at Mr. Frump’s frontal lobes.
Dr. Zen had no choice but to diagnose the condition as transient DIDS.
Democratic Induced Dementia Syndrome.
Of course, Jaded Kushion saw in a flash a most perfect solution.
Minimize Frump’s EMF exposure in Frump Towers. Maximize time spent golfing at Marvelous Largo.
But now all four teeth are putting on the big bite, while towering FBI Director James Comey assembles a special investigation team into doings of Frump and associates. Of course, FBI investigations may lead into DOJ prosecutions, with culprits turning evidence that will, of course, lead into more investigations.
Enter Jaded Kushion the fixer, the problem solver with a most perfect solution.
Jaded and Ivaness arrange for more DIDS testing. DIDS is thrice confirmed. For humanitarian reasons people come around and accept the obvious. The patient must go to Marvelous Largo for three months. Golfing and walking will help the poor man regain left-right mental function and overcome his sufferings from DIDS.
Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell embrace the Rabbinic wisdom of Jaded and Ivaness. With Frump out of town, maybe legislation will happen!
Quick as a cat, K Street, the Bothers K, and the Merciless family seize the historical opportunity for tax feform. Because, unfortunately for them, the Wealth Care Act was voted down. Therefore time to vote in tax reform. The Deform Act to put so much new money into the hands of the 1% that the money will not trickle down.
But gush down to their support groups, lobbyists and attorneys.
Bob Williams
Stevensville