By Jim Hamilton, Florence
I learned some of the damaging info President Trump has on Sen. Jon Tester and its quite upsetting. Here goes:
• Jon Tester’s too cheap to get his hair cut by a stylist like Trump uses. It’s believed his wife cuts it at home and it shows. He needs a duck tail cut like the POTUS showcases. Remember the movie “Grease?”
• The President knows all about public urination and he has evidence that when Tester is astride his tractor working at home he doesn’t always visit appropriate places when he feels the “Call of Nature” so to speak. GROSS!
• Jon Tester has been known to buy and cook Socialist Hutterite chickens from colonies near his Big Sandy home rather than All-American fowl that is deep-fat fried in Kentucky and sold in convenient paper buckets for dissemination. SAD!
• Senator Tester is not a real musician. He just likes to toot his own horn on a trumpet he purchased at a Ft. Benton pawn shop. You can see Tester pretending to play the horn while perched on a tractor in a Troy Downing campaign video. REALLY SAD!
So there you have it. Dump Tester now . . . please!!